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Joke of the Day

"Two ladies meet up for coffee... The first lady asks if she came on the bus. The other replies, ""Yes, but I made it look like an asthma attack."" (I work in a hospital, a patient told me this.)"

"Q: How do astronomers organize a party? A: They planet Insert death threats below"

"If you think your job is meaningless remember that in the BMW factory, there are people whose job is to install turning lights"

"Met a microbiologist this morning He was bigger than I expected."

"What do nuclear physicists do when they have time off? They go fission."

"What are some good fruit jokes? My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes."

"You wanna know how I hold my liquor? By the ears :p"

"What is Moses's favorite beer? Busch Light."

"You say ""my ex is stuck under the back end of your vehicle"" like its a bad thing."

"The worst part of having to kiss someone is when the coffin lid falls and hits you in the head."