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Joke of the Day

"Idea: a neck tattoo that depicts a man having an unsuccessful job interview because of his neck tattoo"

"Did anyone see the original joke posted on this sub today? Neither did I."

"What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica? Freezing."

"Why a man would want a wife is a big mystery to some people. Why a man would want two wives is a bigamystery."

"What did the tie say to the neck? I think I'll just hang around."

"What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around, and I'll go on ahead."

"Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not going to fall for that one again."

"If you're Canadian before you enter the bathroom, and American when you leave, what are you inside? European!"

"NOW THAT is a great looking tie! just. WOW. I mean, SHIT, that's nice! seriously, that tie is fucking PERFECT! ... I ran over your kid."

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Ba Dum Tss!"