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Joke of the Day

"Idea: a neck tattoo that depicts a man having an unsuccessful job interview because of his neck tattoo"

"A frog goes to his doctor, the doctor says ""I'm afraid you're going to croak very soon."" the frog enjoys the joke and makes peace with death"

"I bet Patrick Swayze's ""Ghost"" ghost & Bruce Willis's ""6th Sense"" ghost make beautiful pottery together in movie heaven."

"When I die, throw berries on my grave Cause that's how I would like to be berried"

"Most people in America seem to always wanna prove that they're right! Left-wingers hate it."

"On the train... A girl sneezes. you: ""bless you."" she: ""sorry, i have a boyfriend."" voice from a few seats behind you: ""i'm a vegan."""

"If you love someone let them go down on you"

"Pick up a book, any book. Open to the middle, and read the first paragraph. Make sense? Welcome to Twitter."

"Why do Russian cars have such a bad rep? Because they're always Stalin."

"Being all talk and no action sounds relaxing."