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Joke of the Day

"What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books? ""I don't know what you're Tolkien about!"" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb."

"Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had? Because they were a nuisance (new cents)."

"Dear President of Mexico, DO NOT fall for Trump's old trick where he mumbles ""guypayingtobuildthewallsayswhat?"" and you say ""What?"""

"What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel? A lumpy milkshake."

"A man visits his local dentist. Dentist: Now please take a seat, this will hurt a little. Patient: Ok. Dentist: I've been having an affair with your wife for a while now."

"Why can't a policeman win a game of pool? Because he always shoots the black one first."

"Your restraining order says NO But your lazy eye says.......maybe later."

"Trump/Pence 2016! Or ""TP"" as I like to call it. ;)"

"I'm worried, about that one cute sweet innocent girl who keeps liking my fb post."

"Phil Collins' ""In The Air Tonight"" is the best ever song about a silent but deadly fart."