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Joke of the Day

"""I just figured the 'H' was broken on your sign"" Nope, this is what I sell here. Now how many Doug nuts do you want?"

"Have you been injured in a car accident? call 555-bottom-feeders. We will do anything for money."

"In grade 5 during biology my teacher asked me ""what is in cells?"" I answered my Uncle Eric and Dad and she made me go home."

"What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up"

"Knock knock Who's there? Anna Anna who? Anna partridge in a pear tree! :D"

"What's the difference between obese and morbidly obese? Obese is when you can't see your own genitals, morbidly obese is when you can't see your own genitals in the mirror."

"What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground? They know people will blow them."

"How do you know when to use ""fridge"" or ""refrigerator""? Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge."

"Why did the stand-up comedian get such bad reviews? He was sitting."

"I`m not working for Blackberry... But I`ve got a RIM job."