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Joke of the Day
"""Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."""
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"Ex: Do you ever think of someone else when we have sex? Me: No, it's always George Clooney."
"What did the grand chess master say to the recovering alcoholic after he beat him in a game of chess? I was 12 steps ahead of you from the beginning!"
"A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, Sorry we don't serve food here."
"My E! True Hollywood Story would just be me trying to open a soy sauce packet."
"Robocop is my favorite actor. How come he was never nominated?"
"Be careful when you're watching a movie with your wife. You're gonna get blamed for whatever the guy in the movie does."
"""Laughter is the best medicine"" -doctor who failed med school"
"What's the most Jewish instrument? The Sachs"
"What are the magic words for making a spoiled asparagus edible? Impairagus Repairagus"