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Joke of the Day
"What's a specimen? Mama mia, it's an Italian astronaut!"
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"Oops! I hate when I pour myself a drink and then have 12 more by accident."
"Hey, pens at the bank: cool it with the chains. You are literally last on my list of things I'd like to steal from a bank."
"Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused about which side to spit on."
"You have orgasms all the time. Even if you don't have sex, I know you masturbate. You're a liar if you say you don't. Sexy"
"Today is world piles day Get yourself checked. If you don't have piles, celebrate for being a ""perfect asshole"" If you do have piles, still celebrate, for being a ""pain in the ass"""
"""Sexy role play.. I'll be a dentist."" ""I'm here for my appointment"" ""Did you book in with Karen first?"" ""No?"" ""Please leave, I'm very busy."""
"What do you call a gay Ginger? Flaming."
"I hope puns are okay. If you live downwind from a milk processing plant, everything smells like dairy air."
"What do you call a black dinosaur? Tyroneosaurus-Rex."