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Joke of the Day

"I only have eyes for you. We sold out of skin swaths & teeth a couple hours ago. Last few eyes are in that bucket. (50% off bruised ones.)"

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"What did the grape say when it got trodden on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine."
"Did you hear about the fire at the convent? Nun survived!"
"What time is it? http://youtu.be/mHyRCeKxhss This is an animated joke. I hope a video submission flies here."
"So I asked my roommate why life was so hard... (NSFW Language) He responded, ""How else would it fuck you?"""
"Did you hear what they found in Jeffrey Dahmer's freezer? Ben and Jerry"
"What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get? Man*slowturn*."