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Joke of the Day
"Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers!"
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"Knock Knock Who's there Boo!! Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke"
"Prostitutes are really over achievers... I mean all they do is succeed."
"How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing? Get really close to their ear and shout, ""DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG?"""
"Please, if I ever offend you, it's because I meant to."
"My friend asked me if I wanted to watch Countdown with them ""What's that?"", I replied, ""Dracula's retarded brother?"""
"According to this white t-shirt, I'm the BP of red wine."
"Did you know: Wi-Fi is short for ""wireless fireless."" Pre-wi-fi all internet was fire based. Firewall, firewire, ""fire up the computer"" etc."
"Two Native Americans walk into a restaurant... The concierge asks, ""Do you have reservations?"" One of the guys replies, ""Yes; mine is in Oklahoma and his is in Arizona."""
"What is best potato? Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories."