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Joke of the Day

"Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers!"

"What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister? They are both in bread."

"Mary had a little lamb.. And then she had a very large kebab."

"Hear about the Donald's ""high energy"" masturbation kit? Tweezers and a magnifying glass."

"""To serve and protect."""

"Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr? Because it has cis-trust issues"

"What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot, you racist piece of shit."

"Women are the root of all evil [Math agrees](http://i52.tinypic.com/2hh2all.jpg)"

"Why did the chicken not cross the road? to not get to the other side."

"Why should you always keep a firearm in the small room by your front door? Foyer protection"