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Joke of the Day
"I like racists jokes the same way that I like black people I don't like racists jokes."
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"What's worse than the Holocaust? The Holocaust! wait shit"
"Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus? Because he'd urn-ed it."
"[Dirty] Did you know pigeons die after they have sex? At least, the one I fucked did."
"What were the yoga instructor's last words when he got electrocuted? Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmm..."
"What do the Kardashians and penises have in common? They are both stuck up cunts"
"WINNIE THE POOH: There's a rumbly in my tumbly ME: Use regular words you half naked glutton"
"What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A Private Tutor."
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer, I don't know what he laced them with but I have been tripping all day. --My amazing girlfriend told me this one"
"What does a rusty cow say? MgOOOO!!!"