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Joke of the Day
"I like racists jokes the same way that I like black people I don't like racists jokes."
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"If you're not singing ""Hitler Baby one more time"" to the tune of Britney Spears' ""Hit Me Baby One More Time"" I'm sorry but you are now."
"He died doing what he loved, trying to use a hammerhead shark for carpentry"
"Why do the French eat only one egg for breakfast? Because one is un oeuf"
"""woof woof"" -my neighbor's dog telling me his views on abortion lol nigga idk if i can agree on this one"
"What do Monica Lewinsky and the New York Giants have in common? They were both terrorized by Clinton Dix, Ha Ha."
"How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb? You weren't there, man!"
"You think you know someone, then you find out they like porn with a plot."
"What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Nobody eats parsley."
"A Buddhist monk approaches a hot dog stand... ... and he says ""Make me one with everything""."