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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between choking sex and necrophilia? About 5 minutes"
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"You know when motorcyclists give a little wave to each other, I do that when I see someone else eating in their car."
"What do you call a hairpiece on an Asian guy? ...an Oriental Rug."
"Meant to type fairy godmother but wound up typing fairy gothmother and holy shit what a great band name that would be."
"what's the longest word in a black man's dictionary? sheeeeeeeeeeeeit.."
"COP: do you know why I pulled you over? ME: *furiously trying to swallow a mouthful of mattress tag stickers* no"
"What's a roosters favorite sport? Professional Cock Soccer."
"Who's this ""moderation"" character people keep telling me to drink with?"
"Want to know how to not get malware? To late, you already clicked the link."
"At jury duty they said, ""You do not have to be fluent in English."" So what you're supposed to do is just guess if the guy is innocent."