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Joke of the Day

"Why did the window blush? Because it could see the weather changing."

"Why do Italian men grow mustaches? To try to look like their mothers."

"I only complimented coz of no shave november Not sure why she got mad!"

"Tip: ""Montreal"" is short for ""Monsters Are Real."" The city was originally given this name due to its abundance of monsters."

"Green eggs and 9/11 #SadDrSeuss"

"Why does Islam marginalize their women? Because she ain't special, Shiite."

"[giving grandmother's eulogy] But on the plus side, that's the fastest she ever got down the stairs."

"How can you tell if your girlfriend is getting fat? She fits into your wife's clothes"

"Nothing ruins your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday."

"Wife: I made you an appt. with the eye doctor Me: [spreading cream cheese onto Destiny's Child CD] MY EYES ARE FINE"