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Joke of the Day
"Favorite lame DAD joke"
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"Iraq was the Target of wars. We went for one thing and ended up spending money on a bunch of other shit we didn't need."
"How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? ...Yarn"
"Scientists are now saying climate change is ""whatever"" and life is ""bullshit"" and ""Judith left me last night, that's why I'm drunk at work""."
"Why do young girls go to the restroom in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even."
"What kind of candy is Hitler? A Jew-breaker!"
"What's worse than having ants in your pants? Uncles."
"Say no to drugs! Then again, if you're talking to drugs, you're probably already on drugs."
"What is the favourite meal of pakistani taliban members? Tikka Malala"
"What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap? A log!"