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Joke of the Day

"* during an interview * Interviewer: ""So how long were you employed in your last job?"" Candidate: ""I'd say my biggest weakness is my listening skills."""

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"I hate people who think it's cool to take drugs ...like customs officers"
"Whats the difference between your wife and your job? After 10 years the job still sucks."
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"A man walks into a bar... ...and has a concussion."
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"I hope my last words are something cool like, ""Can I hold your cobra?"""