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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a cowboy hat and a tampon? Cowboy hats are for assholes"
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"What do you call a scary unexpected post in reddit? A Dreddit!"
"I grew a beard thinking it would say ""Distinguished Gentleman."" Instead, turns out it says, ""Senior Discount, Please!"""
"Where do Sith lords go to shop? The Darth Mall."
"People who aren't entombed in 8 feet of snow, what's it like to live in a tropical paradise?"
"If you take a dump on a leaf You will have a shitty thyme"
"When do the leaves begin to turn? The night before a test."
"I'm starting a tent business. My first sales event will be called the ""Tent Offensive"""
"What does a bungie jumper and a condom wearer have in common? If the rubber snaps they're screwed. <----- this is a classic xD"
"[sitting in doctor's office] It's bad news. You have a rare case of contagious memory loss. ""What do you mean?"" I can't remember."