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Joke of the Day

"The cheetah is the fastest land mammal right after a politician backpedaling about an opinion he didn't want the public to know about"

"What did the sorority girl say when she couldn't eat another bite of pie? I literally pecan't right now."

"Warning: the life you are about to lead contains strong language, adult situations and nudity. Exister discretion is advised."

"Myth: Have kids close in age. It gets easier and they'll have a friend to play with Fact: They'll fight. Every hour. Every day."

"What do you call a feminist that eats really, really fat cows? A cannibal"

"You've probably heard this joke before. It's hilearious."

"*quietly tries to open a bag of chips during a bank robbery*"

"I've got a great joke about solipsism... But why should I tell you?"

"If I had Unlimited resources.. I would adopt midget babies from different parts of the world, and raise them in a secluded plot of land somewhere and raise them to believe I am God. :)"

"What does someone with a foot fetish wish for? To meet their solemate."