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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between your wife and your job? After 10 years the job still sucks."
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"What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish? Swimming trunks"
"What do you call a sketchy place in Italy? The ""spaghetto"""
"It's nice that the french finally grew some balls... ...and shot down a German plane but unfortunately the war ended 70 years ago."
"My grandfather died during the Holocaust He fell off a guard tower."
"If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, ""Did you mean Chuck Norris?"" It simply replies, ""Run while you still have the chance."""
"Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam? When the commander yelled ""GET DOWN"", they all started dancing."
"Did you hear that great joke about Schrodinger's cat?"
"Are all females on twitter moms? Is my mom here? Mom? You there doin drunk tweets?"
"Why did the chicken have a seance? To get to the other side"