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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between your wife and your job? After 10 years the job still sucks."

"I love it when the playoff picture begins to develop in baseball. That means football is beginning."

"I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower!"

"What is long, green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger."

"How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?... You take the letter F out of way."

"What is a pirate's favorite TV show? EEEEEE-YARRRRRRRR"

"I copied my Match.com bio from a used car website. White Good condition Reliable Cheap No evidence of rear end damage. Must See."

"I'm not sure if I want to move to Sweden... but the flag is a big plus."

"What's the most electronegative state? Fluorida!"

"How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just Juan."