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Joke of the Day
"What animal's alphabet is just like ours? A Baby Ceel's"
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"A fair deal A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside."
"When I'm with you, I'm breathless. My pulse quickens and I can feel my entire body getting hot. Also, you're a treadmill and I'm asthmatic."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breath out of that tiny thing?"
"Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball? He denied Jesus 3 times"
"When's a door not a door? When it's slightly ajar."
"I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves."
"Been talking to this girl for 10 mins and she hasn't slapped me OR called me ""gross""... Hope she's ok with the names I picked for our kids."
"Hey imbecile, just because you are listening to loud music on your iPod, doesn't mean that the rest of the supermarket can't hear you fart"
"What's a linguist's favorite beverage? IPA"