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Joke of the Day
"What happens if the protesters in Egypt win? They advance to the finals against Tunisia."
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"I showed up at Disney headquarters uninvited I said I was there for a Rogue One cameo That's how I learned the security guards have Tasers"
"Confucius say... ...sex on beach is like American beer, very near water."
"I just donated some money to the maintainers of a Linux distribution derived from Red Hat \*tips fedora\*"
"[Me and a friend have movie night, order pizza and do some acid] Me: ""Hell yeah"" Friend: ""Hell yeah"" Pizza: ""Oh hell yeah"""
"why does mommy cry when she cuts onions? ""she feels guilty cuz she stole them. see *lifts son onto lap* your mother likes to steal onions"""
"Rock, paper, scissors? -The proctologist removing items from me"
"what does an 80 year old woman taste like? depends.."
"Wife: ""they're disgusting, they carry diseases, they eat garbage!"" Me: are we talking about your parents, raccoons, or the kids?"
"Why did hitler kill himself? He looked at the gas bill."