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"Lone crow arrested... ... For attempted murder"
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"What would you call the Flintstones if they were black in 2015? The Flintstones."
"I used to repost stolen comedian jokes and try to pass them off as my own. I still do but I used to too."
"How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout? You Messi-up"
"My mum at night: Good night, sweet dreams I love you. My mum in the morning: Wake the fuck up you lazy piece of shit."
"Kid: Just bought a chicken, a bar, a door with no doorbell and a doctors surgery Man: Where did you buy all that junk? Kid: At the Joke shop."
"What is meant by 'a pull factor'? A big red sports car."
"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino."
"How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet. [Please take pity on me i am very unfunny :(]"
"Happy Thursday guys and remember. If you can't spot the douche at work today, then it's probably you."