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Joke of the Day

"Happy Thursday guys and remember. If you can't spot the douche at work today, then it's probably you."

"Hey Girl, do you recycle? Because I'd love to crush that box and leave you by the curb tomorrow morning."

"Last year I netted over 100k before taxes doing gay porn ""That's gross, dude"", my mom said."

"A Mocking Bird Knock Knock Who's there? Who's there? Who's there who? Who's there who?"

"What do you call a gay Asian? Caucasian"

"I just conducted a survey. I asked 68 men and 2 women what their views were on equality."

"DOCTOR TO PATIENT JOKE Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!"

"If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian, Then soviet."

"Don't you hate it when you call a plumber and all he does is eat mushrooms and kill your turtles?"

"i would like to join whatever weight loss program my wallet is on because its working wonders"