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Joke of the Day
"My friend says she's doing good but she means well"
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"Why did China lose WW2? Because their weapons were made in China"
"What is this compound? Chemistry teacher drew this during class. http://imgur.com/fQyNg Don't know how to type spoilers, but maybe rot13 will do. Vg'f n cnenqbk."
"What do you call a pie who made his own ears? A pioneer"
"10 people understand binary. Those who do, and those who dont."
"We have a genetic predisposition for diarrhea Runs in our jeans."
"""I don't belong here"" - dreadlock on a white guy"
"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bail."
"INTERVIEWER: What's your biggest weakness? VANILLA ICE: I've been known to steal under pressure"
"""Eat your dinner so that lamb didn't die for nothing"" - will ensure you get your daughter's helping, too."