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Joke of the Day

"""I don't belong here"" - dreadlock on a white guy"

"Andy was away from school for 2 days because he had a flu. On the third day when he went back to school his teacher told him how he felt. I feel with my hands Miss !"

"If I applied for a job at the Vatican & they asked for my references I'd say, ""Contact Him"" while pointing up. HOW COULD I NOT GET THE JOB."

"What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the zoo."

"Posted a photo of my clean house on Facebook and it was flagged as fake news."

"Cops: You were driving while intoxicated Me: I was in no condition to walk"

"if you walk up to a british policeman and play the benny hill music he legally has to chase you until you turn it off"

"Why do girls NOT like Jesus? NSFW Because every time he gets nailed it takes him 3 days to get it back up again."

"Why do Ukrainians not like being late? They don't wanna be rushin"

"I hate it when people make fun of the disabled They can't even stand up for themselves"