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Joke of the Day

"What is this compound? Chemistry teacher drew this during class. http://imgur.com/fQyNg Don't know how to type spoilers, but maybe rot13 will do. Vg'f n cnenqbk."

"The past, the present and the future walked into a bar It was tense"

"I heard if you fuck a horse... Your back to the future!"

"What does an American call a Canadian Dollar? A quarter."

"[nerdy] A new shoe slogan ""Be happy, and you will buy Converse!"""

"Why did the man smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam."

"If a guy says he can't feel anything while wearing a condom... Ask him if he can feel the money being sucked out of his paycheck for the next 18 years"

"Grad school is my excuse for everything. No text back? Grad school. Havent called in weeks? Grad school. I ate your last donut? Grad school!"

"What is the internet's predominant religion? Cat-holic-ism. Meow!"

"When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof... I was shocked!"