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Joke of the Day
"Why did China lose WW2? Because their weapons were made in China"
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"*throws up gang signs* ""Ew gross, I don't remember eating that."""
"My wife accused me of being a transvestite. So I packed her things and left."
"You have to admit, healthcare reform sure beats the most lasting domestic reform of the last guy: warrantless wiretaps."
"I forgot what I'm allergic to, I'm trying to remember... ..its on the tip of my tongue edit: I made this up haha just thought you'd like it."
"What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A wooly jumper!"
"Q. Who was the greatest financieer in the Bible? A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation."
"How does Hitler tie his shoes? With Nazi's"
"Why can't dormant volcanoes erupt? They have eruptile dysfunction"
"I play Jenga on the first date... so she knows my pull out games strong"