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Joke of the Day
"Good, good, good, if it isn't that guy who isn't very well at grammar"
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"Did you hear? Lorainna Bobbitt dies in a car accident! She was merging into traffic, and some dick cut her off."
"What Social Media site do the undead use? Tomblr."
"People say drinking milk makes you stronger. I drunk 5 glasses of milk and tried to move a wall. It didn't work. Then, I drank 5 glasses of vodka and the wall moved alone!!"
"All International Pilots need to know English. But middle eastern pilots only need to know how to say Allahu Akbar."
"What's Shakespeare's favorite video game? Sonnet the hedgehog"
"I hate when I'm checking out a bag of chips, and the guy standing in front of it, thinks my lustful gaze is meant for him."
"i feel like a hundred bucks! *my soul erupts with the strength of 100 wild male deers*"
"There were ten zebras in the zoo. All but nine escaped. How many were left? Nine!"
"original joke time! The last Pope was always butthurt... They called him the Wholly Salty Sea."