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Joke of the Day
"Showers: never want to get in, then never wanting to get out."
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"How do you find a blind guy on a nude beach? It's not hard"
"Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes? Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags"
"The easiest way to confuse a man is to wear a straight jacket that accentuates your cleavage."
"I'm so happy I finally tied the knot. Now I've just got to kick the chair she's standing on and I'm a free man!"
"Guys, can we please stop making jokes about Donald Trump? Otherwise, we'll all have hell toupee."
"A man cheats... on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""
"NSFW What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."
"My husband's business is rather up-and-down - he makes yo-yos."
"R.I.P boiled water. . . You will be mist."