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Joke of the Day

"Why did EA cross the road? The punchline for this joke is 0.99$"

"What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured? ""Icee."""

"I don't know what I'm more afraid of: killing myself or never doing it. Clowns definitely scare me the most, though."

"Solar powered watch free to collector This is not a wind up."

"A priest, a rabbi, two penguins, a giraffe, and an elephant walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""

"The chicken's egg never hatched... It was a bad yoke."

"Mexican magician: ""I will disappear on the count of three. Ready? Uno, dos.."" *poof* And just like that he vanished without a tres."

"Snooki doesn't like her nickname. OK. What's another name for a drunken slut? Damn. Paris Hilton is already taken."

"Me: *ziplines into wedding* ""Sup nerds?"" *pants get caught and tear off leaving me dangling naked upside down* Priest: ""Ooh a pinata!"""

"Mules... are SO half-assed."