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Joke of the Day

"Dogs are tough. I've been interrogating this one for hours and he still won't tell me who is a good boy."

"What do you call a hippie with a business major? A Hippie-crite."

"What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together? Batman."

"Roses are red, I have a phone. No one texts me, forever alone."

"What's a 90's kid's favorite salad? Quinoa & Kale"

"Girlfriend and I placed a bet to see who was better at Super Smash Bros for the N64 I beat her so badly! I do wish we had a chance to actually play a race before I had to take her to the hospital..."

"dumbledore: our enchanted ceiling shows us wat the sky outside looks like mcgonagall: so...a magic glass ceiling dumbledore: [starts sweating]"

"For Canadians How do you kill a one legged fox? Make him run across the country"

"What did one horny whale say to the other? Wanna humpback at my place?"

"A Short History Lesson The old missionaries who arrived in the West Indies were the cannibals first taste of Christianity"