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Joke of the Day

"Dogs are tough. I've been interrogating this one for hours and he still won't tell me who is a good boy."

"What is so bad about being half black and half asian? You can steal a car but you can't drive it."

"The most disappointing moment of my adult life was when I found out a vaporizer is an e-cigarette and not a death ray that vaporizes people."

"I hate it when people call me four letter words like innumerate."

"Hello, I'm waiter, I'll be your Walter tonight. Wait, the other way around. Sorry, first day. Care for a glass of Walter? Ooh boy ok"

"I just like to sleep naked... The flight attendant could have been a bit more understanding."

"If his selfie doesn't make you kegal, you're just not that into him."

"What's the similarity between light beer and having sex in a canoe? They both increase the risk of drowning."

"Did you hear about the suicidal comedian? He fell flat."

"I hate being the walking dead. I wish I could be the driving dead. Even the bus riding dead would do."