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Joke of the Day
"My sense of humor is so dark... ...that it picks cotton."
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"I got my retainer today So pleathe excuthe me if i talk funny for a few dayth"
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"Can't believe I've just been banned from using Match.com. Apparently ""My dick"", is an inappropriate answer to the question What do you want most in a woman?""."
"People Don't even say grace before meals anymore . They just Hold up Their Phones over the Plate , snap a Pic , & Post it on Instagram"
"A blonde gets an acceptance letter to Harvard ."
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