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Joke of the Day

"Why did the stripper need more insurance? She had little to no coverage."

"I just watched a movie where a serial killer murders people then cooks their dead bodies... It was a heartwarming story from start to finish"

"How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill."

"Anyone who uses the phrase ""easy as taking candy from a baby"" has never tried taking candy from a baby."

"What's the best angle to approach any challenge? Try-Angle."

"Leaving restaurant: ""That was lovely"" Outside: ""Well, it was okay"" In car: ""I mean, it wasn't great"" Back home: ""We won't go there again"""

"OPRAH AND AIRPORT SECURITY Q: Did you hear why Rosie O'Donnell got arrested? A: Airport security lifted up her dress and found 200 pounds of crack."

"How much do pirates pay for earrings? Somewhere around a buck an ear."

"Johnny sees that his dad has a black eye He asks him, ""Dad, why do you have a black eye?"" His dad replies, ""You're gonna have two if your girlfriends keep leaving their panties in my car"""

"I appreciate it when someone tells me to just ""get over it"" when I'm depressed. It gives me a chance to exercise my grave digging skills."