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Joke of the Day
"A Martini is like a woman's breast... One is not enough, and three is too many."
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"Potty humor... Have you ever taken a shit that smelled so bad, you had to re-evaluate your lifestyle? I either need to become a vegetarian, or do a colon cleanse with holy water."
"Why don't american have a bullet train? They use the bullets to train the military."
"What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew a light bulb!"
"""We've traced the call. It's coming from INSIDE THE HORSE!"" -Trojan 911 dispatcher"
"Eating too much cake is the deadly sin of gluttony But not eating too much pie, because the sin of pi is always zero."
"Someone asked me where I will be in 5 years? I said I don't know, I dont have 20/20 vision. Compliments to my dad for that one."
"How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb? Why does it matter? Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything."
"Two ants, Jack and Rose, are sitting on a leaf on water. Suddenly, a small tide comes and upturns the leaf. Only the girl ant sinks... ...because the other is a buoy ant"
"When you're in the shower, and you hear loud thumps and you think ""THEY'RE KILLING MY FAMILY, AND I'LL HAVE TO FIGHT THE ATTACKER NAKED"""