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Joke of the Day
"A Martini is like a woman's breast... One is not enough, and three is too many."
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"Pornhub has banned submissions of the Germany-Brazil game. They don't allow rape videos."
"So I went to grad school and finished my doctorate... I got my doctorate in fighting games and completed a masters in traditional line dancing. My degree is called the Shoryucan-can"
"What does a greengrocer weigh? Vegetables."
"Officer: have you been drinking? Me: no sir 0: you were swerving M: Twitter O: oh, I'm on Twitter what's your handle M: yes, I was drinking"
"Oral can make your whole day Anal can make your hole weak."
"Life is like a bed of roses. You just have to watch out for the pricks."
"What do you get when you goose a ghost? You get a lot of sheet."
"A joke one of my friends told me. ""Hey_____ do you know how I like my men""? ""umm no"". ""Like I like my coffee hot,black and will keep me up all night""."
"A scientist Couldn't understand ""What is Marriage"" So he married, after it Now he couldn't Understand what is science ."