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Joke of the Day

"Yesterday, I told my son about the Tooth Fairy. Today, I find 33 teeth under his pillow. Clearly they are not his. I am very, very afraid."

"A roman guy enters a bar, raises two fingers... And say to the bartender: five beers, please!"

"How did the nervous female organ that was going to Hollywood feel? They were overreacting."

"""Babe I'm ready for bed"" ""Why so early its the weekend?"" [background] ""Next up Channel 6 News reveals Ashley Madison's local business men"""

"What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy? I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."

"I find girls tend to make a lot noise in their bedroom Perhaps they aren't expecting someone to be at their window."

"Teacher- ""Are you chewing boy?!!..."" ""This is the worst blowjob i received all day"""

"Before the Facebook, if someone disappeared, it meant you should go looking for them. Now it means they got a life."

"[God making water] ""it helps plants"" ANGEL: nice ""cleans things"" A: ok ""u die if u don't drink it"" A: ""& drown if u drink it wrong"" A: what"

"What game do you play with a wombat? Wom."