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Joke of the Day
"How did the nervous female organ that was going to Hollywood feel? They were overreacting."
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"Ted Cruz should have been forced to carry his Campaign to term... Terminating it is unchristian afterall"
"What's 13 inches long, stiff, and makes a woman scream all night long? Crib-death"
"Chinese Food is amazing but I do find it hard to believe that a chicken fried this rice"
"My parents raised me as an only child... Which really upset my sister"
"The Cheesecake Factory had a ""Help Wanted"" sign. I was really disappointed that it wasn't to help eat the cheesecake. #FluffyChickProblems"
"In addition to Billie Chin and little Sammy Chong, there is another character in Carl Douglas's ""Kung Fu Fighting."" Expert Tai Ming."
"Which Russian leader is always farting? Putin"
"How is an elephant like a wristwatch? They both come in quartz."
"How do you plant dope? Bury a blonde."