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Joke of the Day
"What's a ghost's favorite data type? BOO-lean!"
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"My mom used to tuck me in every night. She really wanted a daughter."
"Did you hear about the Feminist gun? She got triggered."
"(sure hope reddit doesn't hate racist jokes) What's the difference between a Jew and a dollar? I'd miss six million dollars!"
"What the difference between a hippo and a zippo A hippo is heavy, but a zippo is a little lighter."
".@Schwarzenegger I just wanted to let you know that every single article I've ever read about you spells ""Australia"" wrong. G'day mate!"
"8 out of every 5 people are mathematically illiterate"
"Me: Not to be racist but you look like you're sick Her: How was that racist? Me: I said ""not to be racist"" you must be sicker than I thought"
"A child asks his dad... Child: ""Dad, how high is that building?"" Building: ""If I'm already built, why am I called a building?"" Dad: ""Pretty damn high."""
"[First date] Me: What do you prefer, flat or sparkling? Him: Water? Me: No, my personality."