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Joke of the Day

"What's a ghost's favorite data type? BOO-lean!"

"Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!"

"England was knocked out of the World Cup. It's the most English people wiped out at one time since the last episode of ""Game of Thrones."""

"I bought my son a puppy... I bought my son a puppy for his birthday but I accidentally ran him over as I was backing out my driveway. At least I still have the puppy"

"I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus That's how I lost my job as a bus driver."

"How many Hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...it's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal."

"My First Original - A female patient visits her Gyno and says ""I've got something stuck in my vagina!!!"" the Gynecologist says ""I'll look into it"""

"Did you hear about the pyromaniac who was on the dating website? He was looking for the perfect match."

"My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight... She needs to lighten up."

"Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist? A: Terrorists have sympathizers."