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Joke of the Day
"What are Mario's overalls made of? Pixels."
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"The porn version of Interstellar is out ... It's called ""IntoStella"". For the bonus point: in the gay porn version, Matthew McConaughey ends up in Uranus."
"How does a psychiatrist like his sausages? Freud"
"An app like Tinder that can find me episodes of Law & Order SVU I haven't seen."
"Bruce Willis on a jetski, being pursued by a pug on a smaller jetski"
"I got a boner at a funeral today.... Mourning wood."
"twins are fighting over breastfeeding so one wanted to poisoned the other in the morning their dad died"
"""Dad, I'm I want you to move back home rent free"" hi I want you to move back home rent free. I'm dad ""Ok thanks dad"" well shit"
"What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree? You wave!"
"Preacher: CAN I GET AN AMEN?!? Me: [from back row] MAY you get an amen"