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Joke of the Day

"What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot? Baked ham."

"Harambe memes have lost their popularity since the election... People's attention moved away from the death of a gorilla to the election of an orangutan!"

"What did the lightbulb say to its mother? I wuv you watts and watts."

"How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white? BLEEEEEE-YATCH!"

"Malaysia airlines are having a huge sale Flights to any destination in the world for $499 one way.... return flights not available"

"One of these days, I'm going to go fishing for complements. I hope I catch some peanut butter and jelly."

"I'm calculating how much it would cost to install lights for a little league baseball field A ballpark estimate would be perfect"

"Why did God create man first? To give him a chance to speak..."

"The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called ""The Fission Chips."""

"If you stand next to a fatter person you look better. That's why I work at Burger King."