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Joke of the Day
"How do you know you're allergic to cats if you don't even eat them?"
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"The best joke you'll never hear"
"I always thought by 2013 we would have flying cars. Instead, we have blankets with sleeves."
"I'm thinking about opening a sports themed strip club. Gonna call it The Press Box."
"I'd like to shake the hand of the guy who invented the snooze button... in like 9 minutes."
"What's fast and breathes fast underwater? Definitely not a toddler, I can tell you that now."
"The Toyota Prius will help reduce your gas bill and your sex life."
"A toothless termite walks into a bar... He asked ""is the bar tender here?"""
"If someone stole Sherlock Holmes' magnifying glass, how would he search for clues? Using watSonar"
"What's the difference between a woman and a volcano? One is ash and gas, the other gash and ass..."