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Joke of the Day
"The best joke you'll never hear"
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"So, when does this adulthood thing start then?"
"""Why does everyone hate me?"" I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on."
"A brother and sister are having sex The sister tells her brother: You are better than dad. To which the brother replies: I know, mom told me."
"jokes about depression used to be funny.... now they're just sad."
"Everyone is freaking out about all these glasses that glow under a backlight... ... But my sheets have been glowing under backlights since I was 14"
"How do you fit 100 babies into a cup? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips."
"I went on a trip to a postcard factory last week. It was OK. Nothing to write home about"
"""The last thing I want to do is hurt you. First I want to date you & get to know you."""
"As a grown adult man, good luck trying to scare me with anything besides a gun, or common household insects."