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Joke of the Day

"What's Adolf Hitler's favorite letter? Not z, that's for sure."

"100 million years ago there were no creationists."

"If Ekans is Snake backwards and Abroc is Cobra backwards... What does that say for Muk?"

"What's the best way to eat a thanksgiving vegetable? Pick her up out of the wheelchair"

"Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart? Because they don't get a**holes until they get married."

"Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on in my mouth"

"You hear about the gay guy who has a job in construction? He works in a manhole."

"What's a mohel's favorite drink? Bloody D"

"I just don't have enough middle fingers for today."

"When I die I'd like my remains to be scattered at Disney Land... Also, I don't want to be cremated."