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Joke of the Day
"I've always wanted to meet a Syrian ... That's why I'm travelling to Germany next year."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chile ! Chile who? Chile out tonight !"
"Do you know what the white stuff in bird poop is? More bird poop."
"Did you hear about the blonde actress that stabbed her husband with a fork? Reese something... Reese Witherspoon? No with her fork!"
"I came. I shaw. I shanked."
"Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to the bar. Why the bar? To get to the toilet. Why the toilet? Because that's where all the cocks hang out."
"Sometimes the most spiritual thing you can do is go to bed."
"My level of sarcasm's gotten to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not."
"Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one is the Irishman? A: The one on the motorbike."
"My girlfriend just told me to get rid of my boner... I couldn't because it's hard."