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Joke of the Day

"A swimmer and a shark walk into a dive bar They had a great time. Fin."

"I bought theater food once. Long story short my son will no longer be going to college.."

"Pants should have to wear pants so they understand why it sucks to wear pants."

"If Europe uses euros shouldn't Africa use Afros?"

"Teenager is on the verge of comiting suicide, calls the Suicide Line for help... Cops show up to help. They kill him so he doesn't commit suicide."

"Cop: Have you been drinking? Me: *sips beer Cop: That was stupid. Me: So was your question."

"I'm confused Wait... maybe I'm not"

"How'm I going to 80's montage myself out of this one?"

"1 in 5 people are Chinese. Only 5 people in my family, it's either mom or dad, brother Colin, younger brother Ho Chan. I think it's Colin."

"If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents."