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Joke of the Day

"My level of sarcasm's gotten to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not."

"How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel? When you call the front desk and say, ""I gotta leak in my sink,"" and the clerk replies, ""okay, Go ahead."""

"What did God say when Eve swim in the ocean for the first? He said, ""Oh great, now we'll never get that smell off the fish""."

"When people say ""May I ask who's calling?"" I like to say ""Sure, go ahead."""

"Saw a pretty girl, asked her, ""whats your sign?"" She said stop."

"Joe was really good at making movie trailers. There was just one problem... [car horn] He didn't have access to the Record Scratch sound effect."

"Two seats open. One next to a good looking girl who noticed me as I walked in. The other by a wall outlet. She'll find love in another man."

"Did you know that Princess Di had really bad dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glovebox."

"What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu? One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment."

"A karmawhoring terrorist browses reddit... EDIT: This post blew up!"