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Joke of the Day
"My level of sarcasm's gotten to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not."
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"Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they're ugly and they smell bad."
"How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world? Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go."
"Q: Where is the world's fastest chicken from? A: Ethiopia!"
"I'm an astronaut, and recently decided to invite my girlfriend to my work. She said she needed some space."
"How do New Zealander's find sheep in long grass? Delightful"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter he ain't commin"
"Why did Loki want the tesseract? to get rid of his tesserection"
"If Usain Bolt was an electrician... His name would be Usain Volt"
"Authorities in Beijing have advised that the Earthquake felt by millions last night was nothing to worry about. It was just the start of China's two-child policy."