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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to the bar. Why the bar? To get to the toilet. Why the toilet? Because that's where all the cocks hang out."

"Why are there no black people in clue? Because then it wouldn't be a mystery."

"Girl: What do you like to do in your free time? Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really? I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know."

"What is your mom's favorite animal? An armadildo"

"As a Chinese comedian many people ask about my opinion on our government... I can't complain."

"What don't you say to console a grammar nazi? ""There their they're, it'll be okay!"""

"Thursday is that guy who shows up early for the party, with margarita mix and no booze."

"Boys have truly evolved * Boy: sapnu puas * Girl: What does that mean? * Boy: Turn your phone 180 degrees ;)."

"Why will global warming eventually confuse women trying to reach orgasm? Because it will constantly be changing the position of the clittoral."

"She thinks I drink all day when she's at work. I don't... I stop just before she gets home"