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Joke of the Day

"The Reddit admins die and find themselves going straight to hell... It made me laugh..."

"Have you guys heard of the joke about the electric chair? It's shocking."

"What do Godot and my wife have in common? Both are French."

"HIM: My new girlfriend's name is ""Bella"". That means ""Beautiful"" in Italian. ME: It also means ""War"" in Latin...so good luck with that."

"don't regret doing things, regret getting caught"

"Two pedophiles are on a beach One says to the other ""Can you move you're in my sun"""

"Ever have sex while camping? It's fucking in tents!"

"Real women don't chase men. We set traps."

"Commented on a woman's french manicure. ""I like your tips"" ...let's just say she didn't hear me correctly."

"I had to go to the hospital without insurance. It wasn't so bad, though. They let me keep my watch and my shoe."