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Joke of the Day

"The Reddit admins die and find themselves going straight to hell... It made me laugh..."

"It's funny to randomly say mid-conversation: Are you implying I'm gay?"

"What did the bird say after its cage fell apart? Cheap cheap!"

"Little brother told me this joke, genius. ""Why did Beethoven kill his pet chicken?"" -why ""Because it kept saying ""bok bok bok"""

"Star Wars Joke... What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel? ""Luke! May the whores be with you!"""

"I'll never forget where I was when I found out I have Alzheimer's"

"Hey, can everyone stop making new movies and TV shows for a while so I can catch up?"

"Why does the US love Israel so much? Because is a raeli good country"

"Captain Hook's Girlfriend Breaking Up with Him It's not you, It's Smee."

"I don't know why people get so upset about the death penalty It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, after all."