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Joke of the Day
"don't regret doing things, regret getting caught"
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"How do you know if your roommate is gay? When his Dick tastes like shit"
"Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them? Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls"
"I assume when I get put on hold after I call customer service it's because 2 guys are flipping a coin to see who pretends to be the manager."
"So, they recently discovered a recording of Michael Jackson covering Bob Marley It was titled ""One Glove"""
"How many Latvian to eat potato? soldier"
"[David Attenborough narrating my life] Once again the young offspring attempts to leave the nest. Once again he has flown into a wall"
"A handicapped guy walks into a bar................just kidding."
"My girlfriend said she doesn't mind what car she gets, as long as it gets her from A to B. Which I fully support. Her boobs are far too small."
"Why is the monsters' football pitch wet? Because the players keep dribbling on it."