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Joke of the Day

"Have you guys heard of the joke about the electric chair? It's shocking."

"I read a sad statistic that something like 2% of all sushi goes un-Instagrammed."

"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Flatbread"

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandad Not screaming and crying like his passengers."

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I'd never pay to have a lentil on my face"

"knock knock. Who's there? Lee Lee who? No, Lee hao."

"Instagram fail Yes, i liked the picture on instagram that you posted 153 weeks ago And no, i didn't do it on purpose..."

"How do you get a gay guy to have sex with a woman? Shit in her cunt."

"Tried to impress 9 by making up sentences containing 3 of her vocabulary words at once, so now she knows what ""nerd"" means."

"My university was really pissed off when they found out that I had a BSc., MSc., and a PhD. They really gave me the third degree."