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Joke of the Day
"I wouldn't say my butt plug the best sex toy... but it's definitely up there."
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"My girlfriend is a pornstar Shes going to kill me once she finds out,"
"What do you do if a bird shits on your head? Don't go out with her again!"
"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate pizza before it was cool"
"I'll run on the treadmill, I'll do the elliptical, I will even take a zumba class... But yoga is a stretch for me."
"""Thank you for coming."" ""It was mandatory."" #corporateshows"
"What's a parrot's favourite song? I love Parrots in the Springtime!"
"What do Hitler and Terry Fox have in common? Neither of them could completely finish a race."
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