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Joke of the Day

"I wouldn't say my butt plug the best sex toy... but it's definitely up there."

"what do you get when you cross epsom with a gun a salt with a deadly weapon"

"When I told my boyfriend love has to come from both ways... ...he suggested a threesome"

"I decided to have that fifth cup of coffee, and now the ghosts of my ancestors are scrolling through my iTunes trying to pick a summer jam."

"Oh you're a jogger? Good for you. I just burned 3000 calories in under 30 minutes. Can't believe I forgot that pizza was in the oven."

"Met a girl named Gravity She was down to earth..."

"Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween? Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors"

"I play golf like I have sex I mostly hit 3's and 4's"

"vote for me if ew like it watsup boring.facebook fucking.viber irritating.tango disgusting.skype ignoring. google porn'in ....lyf is complicated."

"Unless you're going to tell me there's a sniper target on me, it's okay, I can wait for you to finish chewing to hear what you have to say."