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Joke of the Day
"Does your state have less water than California? Drought it."
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"Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they always steal all of the green cards."
"What's similar between Gump and Trump? They are both mentally challenged and ""just felt like runnin'"""
"M R Ducks Person 1: M R Ducks. Person 2: M R Not. Person 1: O S A R. C M Wangs? Person 2: L I B. M R Ducks! My grandmother told me this when I was 5ish. Don't know why it cracks me up."
"You hear about the new cemetery? People are dying to get in there..."
"Having trouble focusing because I watched a man use a key as a Q-tip on the subway today."
"How do you confuse a man? You don't - they're born that way."
"I applied for a job as a suicide bomber. I said I have no previous experience, they didn't seem to mind."
"""This is not a drill!"" -Lying electric drill that refers to itself in the third person"
"What two words have the most letters? Post office."