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Joke of the Day

"You hear about the new cemetery? People are dying to get in there..."

"BOSS: I've called you here because I suspect one of you... IS AN OWL ME: Who? *everyone stares at me, even Gary whose head is turned 180*"

"Opens a sperm bank that only accepts redheaded donors.... The Ginger Bred House."

"A day with no sunshine is like..... night"

"Even if I had a refrigerator with glass doors; I would still stand there with the door open."

"Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys? No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!"

"I have very poor ninja skills when it comes to staring at cleavage."

"ELI5: what is it like being 6? I'm only 5 and I'm about to turn 6."

"My neighbor Ron is mad at me just because my book 'The Many Lawn Care Mistakes of My Neighbor Ron' is a hit with both critics and readers."

"Why don't woman have urinals in their bathroom Because they would clog it up with their tampons. HA HA j/k"