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Joke of the Day
"I slept like a baby last night... I woke up every 15 minutes and then shat myself"
Next Joke
"What's red and orange and looks good on hippies.... Fire."
"Here in the Middle East, we don't need any weed We have the Quran. Burning that shit will get your ass stoned."
"Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied? Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction."
"My jokes are like my penis make feminists gag"
"Why do they call it a non-sequitur? Riot gear."
"For those of you who try to build a pool by digging a pit in the ground, what liquid should you add instead of chlorine? Holey water."
"How do you seduce a fat woman? PIece of cake."
"*takes selfie, sends to wife* Wife: ""No."" *takes pants off* *tries on another pair in The Gap change room* *takes selfie, sends to wife*"
"What do you call a pair of snakeskin trousers? Serpants."